Some more naughty [reloaded]....................

$] Getting married is like going to a restaurant with a friend........
                You order what you want and when you see what your friend ordered.......
                        You wish you had ordered that.

$] When a newly married man looks happy, everyone knows WHY.
             BUT when a 15 year married man looks happy, everyone WONDER 'WHY?'

$] How do most men define marriage?
           An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

$] There was this hero who said to this girl that he would go through hell for her.......
                      THEY GOT MARRIED
    AND NOW................ HE IS GOING THROUGH HELL !!!!!!

$] They say that when a man holds the hands of his women
             Before marriage - LOVE.
             After marriage - SELF-DEFENSE.

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