+] Wife : You always hear from one ear and let go from other.
Husband : And you hear from both and let go from your mouth.
+] Man : [To fortune teller] Why is my marriage not happening?
Fortune teller : Cause god has destined happiness throughout your life.
+] Man : Come in, don't be scared. It's our new dog. It won't bite.
Sales person : Why? This dog doesn't bite?
Man : That's what I want to find out.
+] Son : Why did you marry dad?
Mom : See sonny! You also seem to be confused like me.
+] Husband : I had a dream "I was bathing in a pond of honey & you in a pond of cow dung.
Wife : I too had a similar dream BUT after that You were licking me & I was licking you.
Husband : And you hear from both and let go from your mouth.
+] Man : [To fortune teller] Why is my marriage not happening?
Fortune teller : Cause god has destined happiness throughout your life.
+] Man : Come in, don't be scared. It's our new dog. It won't bite.
Sales person : Why? This dog doesn't bite?
Man : That's what I want to find out.
+] Son : Why did you marry dad?
Mom : See sonny! You also seem to be confused like me.
+] Husband : I had a dream "I was bathing in a pond of honey & you in a pond of cow dung.
Wife : I too had a similar dream BUT after that You were licking me & I was licking you.
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