Some more naughty [double-reloaded]....................

$] There was this couple who decided to have only four children BECAUSE
              They read a newspaper report saying that
                      "EVERY FIFTH CHILD BORN IN THE WORLD IS CHINESE."

$] Every time when he was asked why he holds his wife's hand when they go out......
               He answers...... "IF I LET GO, SHE SIMPLY SHOPS."

$] MARRIAGE is a process that puts one ring on a woman's finger
                                        AND
               TWO RINGS UNDER THE MAN'S EYE.

$] LOVE IS A SWEET DREAM
    MARRIAGE IS A ALARM CLOCK.

$] A happy marriage is a matter of GIVE and TAKE.
    HUSBAND GIVES AND WIFE TAKES.

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