One day an
armed robber entered a rich businessman sardar’s house and was opening up the
safe when Sardar and his wife who were sleeping in the next room heard the
sound. Sardar went to check what was happening in the next room…………
Sardar did
not return for 10 minutes hence his beautiful wife went to check out. When she
entered the room she saw that the thief was standing with a knife in his hand
and her husband was on his knees and pleading for his life with the thief. The
thief saw sardar’s beautiful & ravishing wife full of curves all over and
became HORNY. He drew a circle on the floor with a chalk and asked the sardar
to stand inside it and warned him not to come out of the circle if he wants his
life to be spared. Then asked sardar’s wife to get naked - laid her on the floor
and nicely ravished her for couple of hours from all sides and all angles and
all acrobatic positions ……….. Then made sardar’s whole safe empty and went away
fully content. When the thief was gone wife looked at her husband who was
giving ear to ear smile to her. Upon seeing this she started cursing sardar.
Wife: What
type of a husband are you? You fear that thief’s warning and did not even care
to come for my rescue out of that circle. That scoundrel was raping me and you
did not do anything.
Sardar: You
are an idiot, good for nothing. I understand that this bloody thief did not even
understand what I did. I thought at least you will understand it.
Wife: What the
hell should I understand? I only understand that you didn’t do anything.
Sardar: [Shouted]
My foot! What do you mean by I didn’t do anything? I CAME OUT OF THAT CIRCLE 7
times and went back again and that FOOL OF A GUY DID NOT FUCKIN UNDERSTAND IT…………………
[with firmness in his voice] NEXT TIME. You see…. NEXT TIME IF HE COMES AGAIN I
CHALLENGE YOU!!!!!!!!!..... I WILL COME OUT OF THE CIRCLE AT LEAST 14 TIMES AND
BREAK MY OWN RECORD…………..