#] Client : "You are a very expensive lawyer. I am a poor man.
If I give you Rs. 100 per question will you answer my two questions?"
Lawyer : "Definitely! Now what's your second question?"
#] 1st man : do you know how to save 5 lawyers who are drowning?
2nd man : No!
1st man : That's good.
#] 2 lawyers were negotiating on a property case of 2 brothers.
1st lawyer said : See friend let's be honest with each other.
2nd lawyer : Okay! You first.
That was the end of the negotiation.
#] 1 lawyer, 1 doctor and 1 engineer gathered for their dentist friends funeral.
Doctor said "in our family we have a tradition of offering some money to the
dead person. saying this he dropped $ 100 bill over the coffin. The engineer also
dropped a $ 100 bill over the coffin. The lawyer took both the bills and wrote out
a bank cheque for $ 300.
If I give you Rs. 100 per question will you answer my two questions?"
Lawyer : "Definitely! Now what's your second question?"
#] 1st man : do you know how to save 5 lawyers who are drowning?
2nd man : No!
1st man : That's good.
#] 2 lawyers were negotiating on a property case of 2 brothers.
1st lawyer said : See friend let's be honest with each other.
2nd lawyer : Okay! You first.
That was the end of the negotiation.
#] 1 lawyer, 1 doctor and 1 engineer gathered for their dentist friends funeral.
Doctor said "in our family we have a tradition of offering some money to the
dead person. saying this he dropped $ 100 bill over the coffin. The engineer also
dropped a $ 100 bill over the coffin. The lawyer took both the bills and wrote out
a bank cheque for $ 300.
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