Tuesday, March 8, 2011

N. W. hai kya?.................................

One day mushharaff gets a call at exactly 10.00 am from Vajpeyee.

Vajpeyee : Abe Gandu! Nuclear weapon hai kya?
Musharraff : Haan! Gadhey! hai.
Vajpeyee : Apne Gand mein dal de [and he hung-up the call]

Next day exactly at 10,00 am Musharaff again gets a call from Vajpeyee.....

Vajpeyee : Abe Gandu! Nuclear weapon hai kya?
Musharraff : Haan be chodu! hai.
Vajpeyee : Apne Gand mein dal de [and he hung-up the call]

Third day again at 10.00 am Musharraff gets a call from Vajpeyee.........


Vajpeyee : Abe Gandu! Nuclear weapon hai kya?
Musharraff : Thninks for a while {if he says yes then Vajpeyee will tel him to put it into his ass} - So he plays safe and says]  nahi be landu! Nahi hai.
Vajpeyee : Kyon be chodu Apne Gand mein dal diya kya? [and he hung-up the call]

Next day again at 10.00 am musharraff gets a call from  Vajpeyee................

Vajpeyee : Abe Gandu! Nuclear weapon hai kya?
Musharraff : Thninks for a while {if he says yes then Vajpeyee will tel him to put it into his ass AND if he says no then he will ask whether you have already put it inside} - So he plays safe and says]  nahi be madarchod! Hai bhi AUR Nahi bhi.
Vajpeyee : Kyon bee chodu Gand mein dalkar ANDAR BAHAR kar raha hai kya? [and he hung-up the call]

Musharraff gets annoyed and thinks this OLD MAN is nothing in front of me I am
trained for military warfare and am stronger in body as well as in mind then
this old guy so why not screw his ass.

VERY NEXT DAY MUSHARRAFF CALLS VAJPEYEE AT 9.45 AM AND ASKS...........

Musharraff : Abe Gandu, Madarchod, Chutiye, Bhosdike GADHE sss! NUCLEAR WEAPON HAI KYA?
Vajpeyee : Kyon be gadhe ki aulad GAND MEIN DALNE KI AADAT PAD GAYI KYA?

[AND HUNG-UP THE CALL]
  • Share this
  • Sumbit to Digg
  • Sumbit to StumbleUpon
  • Sumbit to Delicious
  • Sumbit to Technorati
  • Sumbit to Reddit
  • Sumbit to Mixx
  • Sumbit to Twitter
  • Sumbit to Furl
  • Sumbit to Design Float
  • Sumbit to Blinklist
  • Sumbit to Yahoo Buzz
  • Sumbit to Google  Bookmarks

No comments:

Post a Comment