There was this boozer who used to drink like a fish.
One morning he opened the newspaper and there was a front page news about
25 deaths in the next city due to drinking and special write ups about the effects of
drinking and how to stop drinking and blah blah blah...
"OKAY! FROM TODAY ONWARDS NO MORE" He said out loud.
Wife was really happy to hear that BUT for her satisfaction she asked to confirm
"NO MORE? WHAT?"
Husband said "NO MORE NEWSPAPER IN THE HOUSE."
One morning he opened the newspaper and there was a front page news about
25 deaths in the next city due to drinking and special write ups about the effects of
drinking and how to stop drinking and blah blah blah...
"OKAY! FROM TODAY ONWARDS NO MORE" He said out loud.
Wife was really happy to hear that BUT for her satisfaction she asked to confirm
"NO MORE? WHAT?"
Husband said "NO MORE NEWSPAPER IN THE HOUSE."
you just made my day, ha!
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