#] Where do Vampires learn to suck blood?
Ans. : In Law colleges.
#] Two law partners left the office for a lunch party. In the middle of the party the junior partner slapped his forehead and said "oh shucks! I forgot to lock the office safe before we left." His partner replied "What the fuck you are afraid about? We both are here."
#] Lawyer : [To a witness] What is your date of birth?
Witness : March 21st.
Lawyer : Which year?
Witness : Every year.
#] What do UFOs and Honest lawyers have in common?
Ans. : You always hear about them, But never see them in reality.
#] How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Ans. : His lips are moving.
#] How can you tell when a lawyer is telling the truth?
Ans. : His lips are shut.
Ans. : In Law colleges.
#] Two law partners left the office for a lunch party. In the middle of the party the junior partner slapped his forehead and said "oh shucks! I forgot to lock the office safe before we left." His partner replied "What the fuck you are afraid about? We both are here."
#] Lawyer : [To a witness] What is your date of birth?
Witness : March 21st.
Lawyer : Which year?
Witness : Every year.
#] What do UFOs and Honest lawyers have in common?
Ans. : You always hear about them, But never see them in reality.
#] How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Ans. : His lips are moving.
#] How can you tell when a lawyer is telling the truth?
Ans. : His lips are shut.
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