Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Lawyer jokes 4 u......................

#] How do you get a group of lawyers smile for a photo?
     Ans. : Just say 'Fees'.

#] If an apple a day keeps a doctor away then a garlic a day keeps everyone away
        [in turn keeps a lawyer away cause no one will come near you so no legal hassles]

#] Who is Jury?
    Ans. : Jury is collection of people who decide who hired a better liar lawyer.

#] The deadliest terrorist hijacked a jumbo jet full of lawyers and threatened.........
     "TO RELEASE ONE LAWYER EVERY HOUR IF HIS DEMANDS ARE NOT MET."

#] What's the difference between a lawyer and GOD?
      GOD never thinks that he is a lawyer.

#] Lawyer : What is your relation with the plaintiff?
    Witness : She is my daughter.
    Lawyer : Was she your daughter On 17th March 2009?
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