#] Judge : Do you have anything to offer to this hon. court before I pass verdict.
Defendant : OFFER? No your honor! My lawyer robbed me up to my last penny.
#] Judge : Do you understand that you are sworn to tell the truth?
Defendant : Yes! Your honor.
Judge : Do you know the outcome of being untruthful?
Defendant : Yes! Your honor. The outcome will be "WE WILL WIN".
#] Judge : Last time I told you RIGHT? That I don't want to see you here again.
Culprit : That's what I tried to tell the cops BUT only if they believe me.
#] Judge : Can you identify the defendant as the murderer?
Witness : Yes honor I can remember his face as I saw on the day of murder.
Defendant : Your honor Witness is lying. How could she see my face? I was under
mask.
#] What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
ANS. : Good lawyer knows the law perfectly. BUT a great lawyer knows the
Judge perfectly.
Defendant : OFFER? No your honor! My lawyer robbed me up to my last penny.
#] Judge : Do you understand that you are sworn to tell the truth?
Defendant : Yes! Your honor.
Judge : Do you know the outcome of being untruthful?
Defendant : Yes! Your honor. The outcome will be "WE WILL WIN".
#] Judge : Last time I told you RIGHT? That I don't want to see you here again.
Culprit : That's what I tried to tell the cops BUT only if they believe me.
#] Judge : Can you identify the defendant as the murderer?
Witness : Yes honor I can remember his face as I saw on the day of murder.
Defendant : Your honor Witness is lying. How could she see my face? I was under
mask.
#] What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
ANS. : Good lawyer knows the law perfectly. BUT a great lawyer knows the
Judge perfectly.
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