Friday, April 22, 2011

Mosquito....................

3 swordsman got into finals in Olympic................They were the best without any comparison. The finals was on and they were told the rule. They had to stand in a circle and a mosquito would be left open from a trap and they had to show their skills with it.

1st was a Japanese. He went with his Samurai and stood in the circle. The mosquito was freed and Japanese went into action SWOOP ! SWOOP! SWOOP! BOTH THE WINGS OF MOSQUITO FELL DOWN AND SO DID THE MOSQUITO AFTER BEING SLICED INTO 2. {There was a big round of applause from the spectators} Japanese bowed gave a smile at the other 2 competitors.

2nd was a Chinese. He went and stood in the circle with his zigzag sword. The mosquito was freed and Chinese went into action SWOOP! SWOOP! BOTH THE WINGS AND ALL THE LEGS OF THE MOSQUITO FELL DOWN AND SO DID THE MOSQUITO. {There was more bigger applause this time from the spectators} Chinese also bowed and went back.

3rd was an Indian he went with just a small sword little bigger then a dagger and stood in the circle. The mosquito was freed and Indian gave a small precised cut in the air SWOOP! BUT OH OH! The mosquito flew away. Indian gave a wicked smile to both the competitors and bowed 3 times to the spectators and judges and went dancing to the sitting place. {there was neither the applause nor any sign of appreciation from the spectators}

The Judges called the Indian and asked "The mosquito flew away we couldn't see any action from your side BUT why are you so happy as if winning a GOLD MEDAL?"
Indian replied cause I am confident that I HAVE won the GOLD.
Judges asked "HOW COME?"
Indian : You know that mosquito was a male?
Judges : That's a new peice of information my dear. SO WHAT?

Indian : [with devilish smile] SO WHAT? THAT FUCKIN MOSQUITO WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BECOME A FATHER IN HIS LIFETIME. I CUT HIS PRICK.

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1 comment:

  1. I like your blog - full of jokes. I enjoyed reading it and released my tension. Keep it up and congratulations!

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