Saturday, April 23, 2011

Hand job.......................

This guy walks in a pub and sees the sign above the bartender.
Chicken Sandwich ------> $ 1
Ham Burger ------------> $ 3
Hand Job --------------> $ 10

The man walks to one of the sexy blondes who is exceptionally SEXY,attractive & beautiful and is serving the drinks to some guys.

Blonde : Yes sir! How may I help you.
Guy : Well! Well!.......I mean.........

Blonde : Sir. Speak it out. Don't hesitate. I am all ears.
Guy : Well! I was wondering. Are you the one who gives the hand Job?

Blonde : Yes! Indeed I am.

Guy : Then wash your FUCKING HANDS & FIX ME A HAM BURGER.
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