Saturday, April 23, 2011

Hell Story..............................

A man died and went to hell. Devil welcomed him and asked.

Devil : Do you love SMOKING?
Man : YUP.
Devil : Then you are gonna love Monday.

Devil : Do you love SMACKING?
Man : Very much.
Devil : Then you are gonna love Tuesday.

Devil : Do you love DRINKING?
Man : Absolutely.
Devil : Then you are gonna love Wednesday.

Devil : Do you love Sex with Girls?
Man : That's my first choice.
Devil : Then you are gonna love Thursday.

Devil : Are you a gay by any chance?
Man : Heck no.
Devil : Then you are gonna HATE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
           AND YOUR ASS WOULD BE SWOLLEN ON SUNDAY.
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