Hurt.........................

This guy with 12 inches dick died with an erection. It was difficult for the mortician to
put him in the coffin so the dead man's wife told him to cut his thingy and shove it up
his ass.

Next day at the time of funeral his wife saw a small tear in the dead man's eyes. so
she bent over the coffin and whispered in the dead man's ears.

"I TOLD YOU ASSHOLE! YOUR TOOL IS TOO BIG AND IT HURTS LIKE
HELL YOU FUCKIN BASTARD."

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