Sperm count...................

One 85 year old man went for sperm count. Doctor gave a bottle to collect sperm.

Next day the man came with the empty bottle and told that

he tried with left hand then with right hand.

Then his wife tried with left hand then right hand.

Then his daughter in law tried with both hands and then mouth.

So did their maid with both the hands, mouth and both feet.

Then their neighbor tried same way but could not............


OPEN THE BOTTLE!

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