LITTLE JOHNY..........

Maths teacher: Johny there were 7 birds on a tree a hunter shot 1.
                       How many birds will remain?
Johny: None after hearing the shot.

Teacher: The answer is 6 BUT I like the way you think.

Johny: Mam, can I ask you a question?
Teacher: Yes you may.

Johny: There  are 3 ladies sitting in a ice cream parlor eating ice cream cones.
           1 sucks the cone, 1 licks the cone and third one nibbles at the cone.
           Now which one of them is married?

Teacher: [confused] Well! I think the one sucking the cone.

Johny: No! the answer is the one with the wedding ring on.
           BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

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