Monday, February 28, 2011

Heights & depths [part II] ..............

What's the height of suspicion?
You get up in the morning after a wet dream and your ass is bleeding.

What's the height of waste of time?
Telling a bald man hair raising stories.

What's the height of spending time?
Your wife spending the day in beauty parlor for taking the estimate and appointment.

What's the height of laziness?
A sardar marring a girl due for delivery next week.

What's the height of bad luck?
You ejaculate before having an orgasm.

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