I walked into a public toilet where I found two toilets, of which one was already
occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my pants & undies and sat
down to be free of tension.
A voice came from the toilet next to me: "Hello dear, how are you doing?"
I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be an asshole I replied "Yeah!,So far so good thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what's up?"
Unsure what to say, I replied "Huh Huh! just having a quick poochoo. How about you?"
I then heard the voice for the last time "Sorry buddy, I'll call you back. I've got some fuckin
bastard in the toilet next to me who is answering everything I am askin you."