STOP THAT!...............................

A very attractive young GIRL was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date.
She wanted to make sure everything was perfect & at her best.

So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror & lipstick from her purse, she
accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks around.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing that everyone in the
restaurant heard her NATURAL MUSICAL DRAMATIC SOUND, she turns
to the waiter and demands "Stop that!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says

"Sure lady, which way was it headed?"

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