An executive was called to the office by his Manager for calling names to him.
Manager: "Is it true that you called me a liar?"
executive: "Yes, I did."
Manager: "Did you call me stupid?"
Executive: "Yes I did."
Manager: "And did you call me an opinionated, shit-headed self centered son of a lesbian?"
Executive: "No, but would you write that down so I can remember it for next time?"