Monday, December 3, 2012

IT’S STORY TIME……………....


Once upon a time………. There was a pond, deep in the heart of a jungle and it was a beautiful season and a beautiful dragonfly was flying over it and enjoying its life. There was a nice handsome fully grown male fish in the pond and he was thinking, “If the dragonfly drops 4 inches down, he can jump out and enjoy eating it.”

……. {[the scene freezes………..]} …….. & NOW…….. {The Story starts]}…..

There was a macho bear too besides the pond, and he was thinking that “If the dragonfly drops 4 inches then the fish will jump out of water to eat it and I can jump and catch the fish and enjoy eating it.”

There was a seasoned hunter hiding behind a tree, and he was thinking that “If the dragonfly drops 4 inches, then the fish will jump out of water to catch it, as the fish jumps out of water the macho bear will jump out of the woods to catch it and I can shoot the bear dead.”

There was a mouse watching the whole thing from a burrow and he was thinking that “If the dragonfly drops 4 inches, then the fish will jump out of water to catch it, as the fish jumps out of water the macho bear will jump out of the woods to catch it and the hunter will shoot the bear dead and with the recoil of his gun the cheese sandwich from the hunter’s pocket will fall out and I can enjoy myself with it.”

There was a wild cat who was observing the whole scene carefully and she was thinking that “If the dragonfly drops 4 inches, then the fish will jump out of water to catch it, as the fish jumps out of water, the macho bear will jump out of the woods to catch it, as the bear comes out the hunter will shoot the bear dead and with the recoil of his gun the cheese sandwich from his pocket will fall out and the mouse will come out of his burrow to eat it and I can catch the mouse and have a good time for myself.”

……………… AND FINNALY IT HAPPENS …………………  {[The scene is unfreezes…]} 

THE SCENE COMES LIVE......................... [NOW LISTEN / READ CAREFULLY]..

The dragonfly drops 4 inches. The fish jumps out of water to catch the dragonfly. As the fish comes out of water, the macho bear makes his way out of wood. As the bear comes out of the wood the hunter aims and shoots. As the hunter fires the gun, with the recoil of his gun the cheese sandwich jumps out of his pocket and falls on the ground. As the cheese sandwich falls out on the ground the mouse makes a move and comes out of the burrow to get it. As the mouse comes out of the burrow to get the sandwich the cat jumps from the hiding place to grab the mouse. ………… BUT ……….. Oh! Oh! The cat misses and falls in the pond.

SO????? WHAT THE HECK……..  WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY?????????????

Ha Ha Ha!!!!! VERY VERY SIMPLE.

IT TAKES A LOT OF FOREPLAY TO GET A PUSSY WET.
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