We 3 friends decided to go to African forests for an excursion. we went too....got misplaced & got ourselves captured by the local cannibals who tied us to the sticks to their village in the heart of the jungle. After reaching there.... they cut open the ropes and made all three of us stand in a line.
There was sudden sound of drums and all the villagers bowed down on their knees.
Crowd: Alloola makiloola! [3 times] & the king of the tribe came on to beneath of tree in the center place where there was a stone carved lion chair and sat on it.
Every person in the village adored and admired him. [HE WAS JUST OF 28 - 30 years of age just like us]
He saw the prisoners and gave a look to the audience .... his audience & said to us....
King: Asari mufara sikari zhulfi? [We could not understand anything.............]
King: You from India?
I: Yes! Yes! Your honor..... I mean your majesty.
King: Good! I studied in India for 5 years for my graduation. You see we are a cannibal tribe and as per our rules we either kill the person, eat him alive or give him ZOONGROOLLLAAA! So!... as you are from India where I studied too. I will give you a concession.... You can either choose to die or ask for Zoongroollla!
SO....... WE ALL THOUGHT FOR 2-3 MINUTES.
I: Sir! I've got to get married and have my children too so please give me Zoongroolla instead of death.
King: Very well! [He stood up and shouted with one hand cupped over his mouth] ZOOOOONGRRRRROOOLLLLLLLAAAAA! sssssssssss .....Everything fell to silence in the jungle and a sweet music of flute and drums started playing............
& 2 beautiful women came dancing from somewhere and took me by my hands and took me about 50 feet away and tied my hands and legs to 2 trees and stripped open my cloths. & then the music stopped and we all could hear the marching of an army..... when we saw there were 10 giant of guys of 6 feet FULLY NAKED marching towards me with HARD DICKS of about 8 inches........... each and everyone caught me by my waist and had their way inside me from back. then they released me and I fell down and my ass was full of blood and I ran for my life in the jungle.
Then second friend of ours went ahead and said to the king.
John: Hey! King I liked it and I want the same thing................
King: Very well! [He stood up and shouted with one hand cupped over his mouth] ZOOOOONGRRRRROOOLLLLLLLAAAAA! sssssssssss
& same thing happened like........... music of flute and drums..... and the John was tied to the trees and stripped off............. and 15 giant of guys of 6.5 feet with their HARD DICKS of 10 inches came marching towards him .............. and he crawled on his elbows and knees to survive and run away with his almost torn up ass............NOW!..... It was ROBIN'S turn and he was horrified........
Robin: [to king] : Sir! Now I can not take 20 guys with 12 inches dicks TO RIDE on my behind....... SO! SO! Please give me DEATH.
King: Are you sure?
Robin: SURE? Are you kidding me? ... I am SURE AS HELL. P L E A S E! GIVE ME DEATH. & that is my final decision. 100% FOR SURE.
King: Okay! YOUR WISH. SO BE IT.
King: [ROSE UP] [and shouted]: ZOOONGROOLLLLLLAAA! ZOONGGGROOLLAAA! ZOOONNGGROOOOLLLLLLAAAAAA! - ZZZONGGRRRROOOOLLLLLAAA UNTILL DEATH.
AND WE NEVER EVER SAW ROBIN AGAIN......................................
There was sudden sound of drums and all the villagers bowed down on their knees.
Crowd: Alloola makiloola! [3 times] & the king of the tribe came on to beneath of tree in the center place where there was a stone carved lion chair and sat on it.
Every person in the village adored and admired him. [HE WAS JUST OF 28 - 30 years of age just like us]
He saw the prisoners and gave a look to the audience .... his audience & said to us....
King: Asari mufara sikari zhulfi? [We could not understand anything.............]
King: You from India?
I: Yes! Yes! Your honor..... I mean your majesty.
King: Good! I studied in India for 5 years for my graduation. You see we are a cannibal tribe and as per our rules we either kill the person, eat him alive or give him ZOONGROOLLLAAA! So!... as you are from India where I studied too. I will give you a concession.... You can either choose to die or ask for Zoongroollla!
SO....... WE ALL THOUGHT FOR 2-3 MINUTES.
I: Sir! I've got to get married and have my children too so please give me Zoongroolla instead of death.
King: Very well! [He stood up and shouted with one hand cupped over his mouth] ZOOOOONGRRRRROOOLLLLLLLAAAAA! sssssssssss .....Everything fell to silence in the jungle and a sweet music of flute and drums started playing............
& 2 beautiful women came dancing from somewhere and took me by my hands and took me about 50 feet away and tied my hands and legs to 2 trees and stripped open my cloths. & then the music stopped and we all could hear the marching of an army..... when we saw there were 10 giant of guys of 6 feet FULLY NAKED marching towards me with HARD DICKS of about 8 inches........... each and everyone caught me by my waist and had their way inside me from back. then they released me and I fell down and my ass was full of blood and I ran for my life in the jungle.
Then second friend of ours went ahead and said to the king.
John: Hey! King I liked it and I want the same thing................
King: Very well! [He stood up and shouted with one hand cupped over his mouth] ZOOOOONGRRRRROOOLLLLLLLAAAAA! sssssssssss
& same thing happened like........... music of flute and drums..... and the John was tied to the trees and stripped off............. and 15 giant of guys of 6.5 feet with their HARD DICKS of 10 inches came marching towards him .............. and he crawled on his elbows and knees to survive and run away with his almost torn up ass............NOW!..... It was ROBIN'S turn and he was horrified........
Robin: [to king] : Sir! Now I can not take 20 guys with 12 inches dicks TO RIDE on my behind....... SO! SO! Please give me DEATH.
King: Are you sure?
Robin: SURE? Are you kidding me? ... I am SURE AS HELL. P L E A S E! GIVE ME DEATH. & that is my final decision. 100% FOR SURE.
King: Okay! YOUR WISH. SO BE IT.
King: [ROSE UP] [and shouted]: ZOOONGROOLLLLLLAAA! ZOONGGGROOLLAAA! ZOOONNGGROOOOLLLLLLAAAAAA! - ZZZONGGRRRROOOOLLLLLAAA UNTILL DEATH.
AND WE NEVER EVER SAW ROBIN AGAIN......................................
And yet another story with the moral 'Be careful what you wish for'
ReplyDeleteI wonder, would it have been less-painful to have been eaten alive?