Substitute for WOMAN..................

2 guys are sitting in a BAR in serious discussion.............
1st guy : I remember my first time you know baby of using ALCOHOL as a substitute for woman.
2nd guy : Yeah! I bet you do. It must have been FUN right?
1st guy : Fun it was painful.
2nd guy : PAINFUL?
1st guy : Yup!
2nd guy : Why? what happened?
1st guy : Well! You know I got my Dick stuck in the neck of the BOTTLE!!!!!!!!

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