I walked into a public toilet where I found two toiletss, of which one was already
occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my pants & undiess and sat
A voice came from the toilet next to me: "Hello dear, how are you doing?"
I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah!,So far so good thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Unsure what to say, I replied "Huh Huh! just having a quick poochoo. How about you?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry buddy, I'll call you back.
I've got some bastard in the loo next to me answering everything I say."