Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The saying.......................Huh huh


I walked into a public toilet where I found two toiletss, of which one was already
occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my pants & undiess and sat
down.
A voice came from the toilet next to me: "Hello dear, how are you doing?"
I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah!,So far so good thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Unsure what to say, I replied "Huh Huh! just having a quick poochoo. How about you?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry buddy, I'll call you back.
I've got some bastard in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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Heaven OR Hell...........................


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically
impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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Popeye & rust............................?

What part of Popeye does not rust?
ANS: The part he puts in OLIVE oil.
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Gynaecologiest and Pizza boy.....................

What do Gynaecologiest and a Pizza boy have in common?
THEY BOTH CAN SMELL IT BUT CAN'T EAT IT.
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Agreement.......................

After a fierce argument of 2 hours a lady professor announced to male professor.
Lady P: I think we just cannot agree with anything under this sun.
Male P: Again you are wrong mam. We can  agree on one point.
Lady P: How in the god's name?
Male P: You see. Imagine a situation. You are travelling to a distant place and you happen to land up in a  
             totally unknown place and there is only one hotel with only one room in which you have got two beds
             and you've got to share the bed for a night. In one bed is a female sleeping and in another a man.
             Which bed would you prefer?
Lady P: Of course the one with the lady in it. No doubts.
Male P: You see I too will prefer the same bed.
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Lick..................

A guy came rushing to a bar table and announced loud.
"Damn it I'm so thirsty that I can lick the sweat off the dog's balls."
To which a guy in the corner table answered ....... "Bhow bhow Whoo bhow bhow"
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Monday, February 27, 2012

Salary and Penis......................?

What is the difference between SALARY and PENIS?
ANS: Your wife will always LOVE to BLOW YOUR SALARY FIRST.
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Definition of L O V E....................

The feeling which you feel, when you feel that you are about to feel a feeling which you never felt before, before feeling this particular feeling, that feeling is called L O V E.
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SMS............................................

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.

One day he decided to tell her at 12:00 a.m. in the morning through SMS.

He typed: “I Love U & can't live without you” ...........  & .................. clicked ... Send.

After a few seconds he got a SMS back



BUT

he decided to see it next day for surprise,,,,,,,,, & ,,,,,,,,,,,slept happily..............

Next day morning, HE OPENED HIS CELL PHONE TO CHECK THE SURPRISE MASSAGE.

he read the msg AND got shocked, got zapped, nearly fainted.

It was wriiten :
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Dear customer,
msg sending failed due to Insufficient balance.
Please recharge your account urgently to avoid further inconvenience..!
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SWEET TALKER.....................


Gal: Do I look like an angel?
Guy: Yeah!
Gal: Am I the fairy of your dream?
Guy: Yeah!
Gal: Am I the inspiration of the best poems in the world?
Guy: Yeah!
Gal: Am I the one blessed to be the most beautiful girl in the world?
Guy: Yeah!
Gal: Oh! Darling you are the most romantic person and a sweet talker.
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