Saturday, October 22, 2011

Wanna SUCK?.......................

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 22nd floor balcony in USA when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "SHIT!, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. As she passed the 20th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you like to suck BABY?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her. As she passed the 15th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. AND to her amazement He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time,

 by a man on the 10th floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"YOU FUCKING SLUT - GOD GAVE YOU RIGHT PUNISHMENT!" he said, and dropped her. 
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