Monday, May 2, 2011

EARN THE MONEY.........................

A guy rings the bell of a house and a beautiful, sexy young lady opens the door.
The man looks stunned at her face then at her boobs then at her full blown hips

Lady : Hey! What do you want?
Guy : You see! I can give you 1000 Bucks. Do you want it?
Lady : What do you mean?
Guy : You see your husband must be working hard and earning his salaries.
Lady : So?
Guy : So? So you can earn 1000 bucks for doing nothing.
Lady : Okay! What do you want?
Guy : I just want to feel both your boobs in my hands for couple of minutes.
[Lady thinks hard about her hubby earning 25000 working for the whole month]
Lady : Okay! But only for a minute.
[Guy takes her boobs in hand and lightly squeezes them for a minute and walks away]

After half an hour he returns again and rings the bell again - The lady opens the door

Guy : Okay! Lady I liked what I did half an hour back. Now do you want 2000 bucks?
Lady : This time what?
Guy : I want to feel your perfect round ass and hips.
Lady again thinks the guy is not going to do something more bad so feels okay
This guy feels her perfect round ass her hips and happily goes away.

Again after half an hour he comes and offers her 3000 to feel her perfect thighs and calf.
Again the same happens and he happily goes away.

Again after half an hour the same takes place and he offers 5000 this time to feel
all together and for the last time. She agrees and he goes away happily.
The lady is happy that she has earned 10000 for doing nothing out of limit.

In the evening her husband comes home opens up his tie and sits on the sofa and
when he sees his wife he asks her.
"DID MY NEW OFFICE BOY COME AND GIVE YOU 10000 CASH?"

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Taste....................

One Indian Gynecologist was talking to American Gynecologist

I. G: You see the other day I had a patient who had her cunt like Papaya.

A. G.: You Indians are known to exaggerate things.

I. G: I swear it.

A.G.: If she had that big cunt then how could she walk I BET!

I. G.: You see you Americans are always thinking about the size
            I AM NOT TALKING BOUT THE SIZE
            I AM TALKING BOUT THE FLAVOR. 
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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Insurance........................

One Sardar wrote to an insurance company................

You see for last 5 years I am working on part time service, can feed myself once in a day

and now that my mom has died 7 years back BUT still I've been paying her insurance

premium and I think I can pay this last one for full and final. If you want to cancel her

Insurance it will help me to feed at least 2 meals........P.S. attaching the last cheque.

Pls. Don't sue me for this. I am too too poor.
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Bedridden.....................

One old lady who reached her 95 years was being interviewed by a world famous news channel.

Interviewer: Mam now you have reached this age did you ever repent on reaching this age?

Lady : I am in fact enjoying it.

Interviewer : Were you ever bedridden ever in your life?

Lady : Well! more than 10,000 times and 5 times in a car and twice in a boat.
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